Choices

While I sit in the library I get a lot of time to do my homework. I also get a lot of time to muse about pointless topics.
Today I had one such musing. In life there are many choices to be made. Some are bigger than others, but we all make way more choices every day than we credit ourselves.

One of these choices is the name we use to call that little plastic device we stick into computers to save data.

Is it a:
Thumbdrive
a Flash drive
a USB drive, or a
Memory stick?

There are also different preferences to the way we staple documents.

We've got the:
Bangers- those who put their whole force into slapping that darn stapler to seal the deal.
Holders- the people who feel they have more control if they hold the stapler to their paper.
Pacifiers- the more tranquil population of this world who believe a gentle use of compressive force can attach two pieces of paper together.

We must all make choices. The words we use and the actions we take all make a statement about who we are. I know this isn't important stuff, but I had to get it out.

Thank you.